…that I thought of this ORIGINAL joke about a few days ago. I originally posted it to my Tinder bio. At the time of this posting I have not heard it from any other source. Not that it matters. lol. Anyway. Here you go:
Q: What’s the only type of cheese Tom Brady eats?
A: GOAT cheese, motherfucker!
Boom. There it is. Best joke I’ve ever thought of (though clearly that doesn’t say much), so I want it on record that I thought of it. Also that Tom Brady is unequivocally the GOAT at the QB position. Anything beyond that I admit there is still some quivics about. GOAT of football could be him, Lawrence Taylor, Jim Brown, Jerry Rice, or maybe 1 or 2 others that are in the conversation; and then GOAT of any sport, shit, that could be him, Serena Williams, Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, or a few other people. But when you’re talking about Quarterbacks, there is no argument anymore. Tom Brady is the GOAT.
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